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Creepy contortionist clown

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  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    I suppose it’s nice enough, but I don’t want to spend more of my time working than I already do. I always have homework and I’m usually spent at the end of the day. Also, I’m a bit too anxiety-ridden and freaky to interact with people in real life.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    Particularly Texans.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    This made me guffaw:
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  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    My friend in Dallas has a girlfriend now, and he hasn’t returned a call in over a month. I’m happy for him and everything, but it sucks for me. I’m really starting to get sick of being depressed and alone all the time...maybe I woke up too early.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    So how about that migrant caravan? Is that still even a thing?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    At first read, I thought Dan was suggesting that Evan join the migrant caravan as a way to make new friends.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    And why not?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Evan does speak Spanish, right?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    Sorry to read about Stan Lee.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    Me too. I hope his estate will allow a Stan Lee hologram to make an appearance in all future Marvel flicks.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 13
    Today, in history, in 1775, american revolutionary forces under Gen. Richard Montgomery occupied Montreal.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Oof. I don't want to name any names, but SOMEONE on crappity might have dealt with job stress and general depression today by getting day drunk on the way to work.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 13
    Who's that? I demand to know!
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    {BELCH}

    No idea.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Look man, we could spend all morning going back and forth over who did or didn't drink a bottle of wine out of a coffee cup on the train to work this morning.


    But the real question is: what will I have for lunch today?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    I dont' think it was necessary to call me out. We all deal with things differently. (popping a couple more Altoids)
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    I understand why you took to the bottle, Jeff... But let me play responsible dad here and point out that it risks making a bad situation worse. Plus, I'm certain Tilda and Simon wouldn't approve. :-B
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 13
    Fuck, I sound like my mom. See what you made me do, Jeff? I hate myself now and it's all your fault!
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    I've already coffee-d my way back to normal. I just had a little wine left in my bag from [unrelated thing] and drinking it made thinking about the rest of my pending day seem temporarily less horrible.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    (raises glass) Here’s to morning drinking!
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    We should have a crappity reunion sometime over the holidays right here at crappity.net. No one even has to go anywhere.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    Can we daydrink at it?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    You can daydrink anywhere if you want it enough.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Obvious Lunch Tip Based on Crass Generalizations: if you want fried fish or chicken for lunch, find the shabby looking place with black folks standing in line.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    Raise you hand if it's snowing in your locale.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    [raises hand]

    Music tip: fuzzy hats and snowy weather make Fleet Foxes sound extra good.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    Without having tried it, this makes full sense to me.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    I took a half day yesterday and absolutely no one said anything to me about it.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    I'd like that kind of freedom.

    It feels strange to be a non-exempt employee again. I LOVE the extra money I can create with overtime. But actually punching a (virtual) timeclock make me feel like a teenager at a shitty job who can't be trusted to just do their job.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    Teaching imposes an extremely rigid (virtual) time clock: gotta be in class, gotta grade fast, gotta prepare classes on time...
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