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Creepy contortionist clown

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  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 22
    Ladies and geoirms, the president of the U-ni-ted States of 'Murka!



    What a maroon!
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    I hope Thanksgiving was good for everyone who participated. I had a few drinks last night and felt like dreck this morning. Sweated a bunch through a workout I tried really hard to talk myself out of doing. I feel much better now. I’m going to Dallas to partake in things 55 year olds should no have business taking part in. Have a groovy weekend, peoples!
  • KimKim Posts: 518
    What are you doing Moetown? I’m intrigued
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,357
    Last night it was cannabutter on toast, a bottle of champagne his new chick had left, and his departed spouse’s leftover...uh...tic-tacs. We played I’m So Tired and May You Never Be Alone Like Me on guitars until we judged them to be as good as we were going to make them sound. He hadn’t seen What We Do in the Shadows, so we watched that. I had a blast. First time in a while I could say that.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • KimKim Posts: 518
    Why
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 26
    To get to the idiot's house.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    Knock, knock.
  • KimKim Posts: 518
    Who’s there?
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    The chicken!
  • KimKim Posts: 518
    The chicken who
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    We got around eight inches (20 cm) of snow last night.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 26
    The chicken who
    The chicken who's knocking on the door of the idiot's house.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 26
    We got around eight inches (20 cm) of snow last night.
    You poor thing, I feel so sorry for you. 8-|
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    (putting up caution tape around this murdered joke)
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    edited November 26
    You see, I fell victim to that joke, and I wanted to protect you against it by showing you how it works.

    You've been warned.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    If you like westerns and black humour, I recommend the Ballad of Buster Scruggs, something the Coen brothers did for Netflix.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    Ok. I do like all those things.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Simon's magnet class teacher is on a ten week maternity leave. His sub sent us a report card where she praised him as a terrific student... and gave him a C and two F's. Digging deeper, this seems to be because of a large number of assignments marked as zeroes for not being turned in. Looking them over, I recognize many of them as things I worked with him on and know him to have turned in on time. I emailed the principal to complain and she called back quickly, promising to help me work it out. She didn't sound surprised, though. So I sort of suspect I am not the only one.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 1,624
    aw jeez. What a pain.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    Urp. Okay. Going back to work now. Or pretending to work anyway.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 3,621
    The sub either doesn't like grading, or he's very disorganized, so a number of assignments mysteriously disappeared...
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 2,685
    edited November 27
    Pretty sure the principal and I amicably worked out a solution, but we will have to see how it actually shakes out.
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