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a good day for a recreational Percocet

Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
Happy New Year, peeps!
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  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    Me, to myself while driving to work for my first day back after that holiday: You can do it, Jeff. 2019 is going to be your year. It's going to be a year of success and making good decisions and things breaking your way. I know you have a lot of anxiety, but you are not doomed. The world is not out to get you. Good things are going to happen for you and--

    The Universe: LOL, WHATEVER. Here are some police sirens and you are going to get a ticket now.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    The seven known frog amplexus (mating) positions:
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  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    Jeff, did you get a ticket for speeding, or are you just joking?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    Actually, he let me off with a warning.

    So if I were a glass half full type, I'd read that as a good sign. But it still gave me an anxiety attack and made me late for work, so it's hard to appreciate the lucky break even so.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    edited January 2
    Mittens is being wery wery meannie to Twump. Aw.

    Who's wanna be pwesident? Who's wanna be a big, big pwesident, uh?
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,515
    Who’s Mittens?

    I don’t know how much 2019 is going to suck, but 2018 set the bar pretty high for sucky years. 2019 would really have to outdo itself to attain the same level of suckiness as 2018.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,515
    That’s the most hopeful thought I’ve had in a while.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    Winter is a hard time. I'm hanging in there best I can. Sending you PMAs to do the same, Ev.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    Mittens = everyone's favourite presidential wanna be, Mitt Mormon... I mean, Mitt Money... I mean Mitt Romney.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 1,515
    Now that Christmas/New Year’s Eve is over, I’m feeling a lot less gloomy. I wish I could have a post-holiday holiday to really enjoy myself.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    The seven known frog amplexus (mating) positions:
    I'm using the facial expression to suss out which ones are best.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    I wish I could have a post-holiday holiday to really enjoy myself.
    get turnt for MLK!
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    I'm using the facial expression to suss out which ones are best.
    I think the white frog likes "inguinal" the most, whereas the green frog seems to be into "independent". Both frogs don't seem to like "glued" much.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    My New Year's Resolution is to being each day by asking myself this question:

    "What would you like to be different about your life and what are you going to do about it today?"
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    That is nice and pliable. Let us know if it prompts good behavior.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    My resolutions for the new year:

    - Eat healthier
    - Get more exercise
    - Save more money
    - Get more sleep
    - Read more
    - Make new friends
    - Get a new job
    - Take up a new hobby
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    - Find a large scale music project I can throw myself into.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    edited January 9
    So when your boss suggests she could probably get you severance if you just quit... That's bad, right?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    gaaaaahhhhhh....
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    Not a joke. I think today or tomorrow may be my last day.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    I am so sorry to hear. I hope that she was being sincere about a decent severance.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    edited January 9
    She is rarely sincere about anything. But we are trying to agree to terms I can live with.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    edited January 8
    Bummer, Jeff. Supposedly, there's a job shortage these days, maybe it's a good time to quit. Any idea what you're going to do next?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    More sales I guess. Just left the boss's office. It is agreed. They are writing it up now.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    edited January 8
    How are you feeling? Relieved? Anxious? Relieved and anxious?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    Ready for them to finish the freaking forms.

    I am still here waiting.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    oy. LETS GO PEOPLE
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,189
    It's done. I am free now.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,206
    Go relax. Don't fret. That will be for later in the week. Just relax.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 4,436
    edited January 8
    Jeff, you did the right thing. Good luck, man! I mean... Positive mind atoms going your way.
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