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  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    “John Bolton may be asked to testify “under oath.” “Corey Lewandowski testified under oath.”
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    “Rick Perry will be testifying under oath.”
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,535
    edited October 2019
    I'm sure it is not but, if I'm not mistaken, if you're caught intentionally lying, you can be accused of perjury, right?
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    I’m over the Dem debates. I was into it for the first 3, but 12 candidates standing up there for the 4th debate just strikes me as ridiculous. 12 people is a discussion, not a debate.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    I was up all night with stomach problems so I decided to phone in sick. I almost never do that. I usually feel guilty about taking a sick day if I’m not legitimately ill, but I know I would’ve been useless if I had gone in. It probably would’ve made the rest of the week bloody awful as well.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    Yes, perjury. Americans can’t even agree on what counts as facts. How can you have perjury if there is no objective truth that everyone can agree on?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    Yeah, it is sort of a truth serum in the respect that if we CATCH you lying under oath you can go to jail. The rest of the time, you're free to lie as much as you care to.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    Sorry about your tum tum. :(
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    Its 24 hours later and my cheek is still pretty ouchy and inflamed... which of course means I'm still periodically biting it by mistake.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,134
    Didn’t mean to make light of your cheek troubles. Dentists should warn patients about that.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    My cheex do not mind.

    I managed to eat penne just now. Not al dente, but still feeling accomplished.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    Waffle was more difficult than I anticipated.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,535
    I'm in a place called Shawinigan with a bunch of students. I'm showing them what rocks look like and what they mean, so no shit posting today. Back tomorrow!
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    "this right here is what we call a rock. You can tell because of how it is."
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,878
    So what song will you be playing in the bus on the way to the site? "For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)" seems the clear choice.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    Rock of Ages?
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 3,878
    Kind of rediscovering my love of Pernice Brothers.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,535
    "this right here is what we call a rock. You can tell because of how it is."
    Well, they're all city slickers, so I have to tell them that brick and cement are not rocks.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,535
    So what song will you be playing in the bus on the way to the site? "For Those About to Rock (We Salute You)" seems the clear choice.
    I don't play them any of my obscure old person's music. Rather, I have to endure their stuff. And their taste is thoroughly bad. My university doesn't pay me enough.

  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,646
    oof.
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