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It sucked a little more without weed.

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  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    How about a gecko?
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    It didn't take long for me to start talking to myself.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I don’t really want a pet right now. I don’t want to have to spend money on vet appointments and food. I do spend money on budget cat food for these two feral cats that loiter around my house. One of them runs away when I try to be friendly. The other one is a bit more appreciative, but just a little.
    A girlfriend is something that sounds good in theory, but I’m not ready to be a boyfriend. I’m still distrustful of women. I’m also too broke to go hunting for one. I’m not interested in online dating either, which seems to be the way people hook up these days.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    edited June 17
    A dog is cool, and can bring real comfort.

    But there is anxiety too. Here is one more mood to manage and mouth to feed until it dies.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited June 17
    Send all Shake Shack employees to Gitmo! And Antifa super soldiers are real and they're coming to get you! In fact, it's entirely within the realm of possibility that Shake Shack is antifa headquarters. And that they are running a child trafficking ring in the basement. 8-}
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Maybe you got sick at Shake Shack because eating triple stacked fried cheeseburgers with pork belly and washing them down with a large shake isn't a good meal plan.
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  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Yep. The main reason I don’t want a pet is because they get sick, injured, and die. I don’t want any potential heartaches at this time in my life. Probably explains the reason I don’t want a girlfriend either. Not the sick, injured, death part. The heartache part.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    to have loved and lost and all that messy business.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Speaking from experience(s), I call bullshit on that idea.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Once I figure out how to let go of all the anger, resentment, and all around bitterness I have from my marriage, then I’ll be boyfriend material again.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Forgiveness is a difficult state to reach.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I mean, it is for me.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I can’t even forgive myself much less other people.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I’m really sick of my crappity avatar. I’m shopping around for a new one.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Sure, your day is weird. But is it Playing Rainforest Sounds for Your Dog While You Share the Guest Bed Weird?

    Simon had kids over to swim in our little pool and the shrieking was freaking Rango TF out.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    Once I figure out how to let go of all the anger, resentment, and all around bitterness I have from my marriage, then I’ll be boyfriend material again.
    That is an amazingly self aware and positive outlook. I hope you get there.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Me, too! I wish there was a shortcut.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Happy Thursday, nice people.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Back atcha, Mr. Webber!
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    My firm is giving us Juneteenth off, so it's my Friday, bitches.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    “First time caller, long time listener. Is this the first time your company has done this?”
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    Oh yes. PBS is also doing it, so S____ is off too.
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  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Trump apparently thinks the Supreme Court’s decisions are about its opinion of him.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    2nd week of the highatus has been a lot easier than the first week. Someone asked me if I was thinking more clearly. Nope. Just as foggy as I was before.
    I don’t know if it’s connected, but I’ve been listening to a lot of classic reggae the last few days.
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    Ha.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    HIGHATUS
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    Speaking of coining words, whoever the fuck coined "hearsay" was seriously phoning it in.

    (I don't have a Twitter account, so y'all have to suffer my thought of the day)
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    I don't guess I'm getting this job. Shit. It sounded great. And it was a stupid amount of money. Just stupid.
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