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NEVER GET CLOSER THAN SIX INCHES TO WOOD

LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
edited October 2 in Main
That's good advice!
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  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    So do you think Fuckhead will use having the virus to try to delay the election? "But I couldn't get out and campaign! It's not fair."
  • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 2,763
    S____'s first reaction was that he's probably lying and just wanted to appear so strong and healthy he can whip Covid no problem.

    We are in an age where the President of the United states announcing he's contracted a deadly virus as a con seems kinda on brand.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    I hadn't thought of that, Tripp. I could see that.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 2
    When is the next debate? On the 15th? Trump has been bellyaching about the prospect of mics being muted. Maybe, like a teenager playing hooky, he's pretending to be sick to avoid participating.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I was also speculating that it might be a con. Maybe he’s trying to garner some sympathy or avoid the next debate. I don’t want him to die of Covid because I’d like to see him stand trial for tax fraud.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I wonder what Q has to say about it?
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I found out that they believe JFK, Jr. is coming back from not really having died in 1999 on the 17th of this month to unite the country and expose the U.S’s shadow government, which includes the C.I.A. and the F.B.I. and is responsible for the assassination of his dad and other unspeakable things.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 2
    So John-John is Jesus?! Fuck me!
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    I don't think Trump is faking. He was effectively forced into admitting he had the virus, trailing from the NBC story that leaked about Hope Hicks.

    Since projecting strength is an obsession for him, faking doesn't help him here either.

    It's also going to result in weeks of stories about the virus which he does not want.

    And finally, it means he can't campaign or hold rallies which are the only parts of this job he actually likes.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    It also means no more teasing Joe about wearing a mask.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 2
    Now Larry Kudlow says "It is a very moderate case".

    This probably means that Schlump is doomed.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Trump in The Wizard of Oz

    “I’d be hardy. I’d be hale.”
    I’d be on the campaign trail,
    If I’d only worn a mask.” (tries to whistle but is overcome by a fit of coughing and wheezing)
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Dorothy: Maybe the great and powerful Oz would give you a mask!

    Scarecrow: Girlfiend, please. It be way too late for a mask. Me and Tin Man ain’t got no lungs, but you, Lion and Toto better maintain your distance from dat fool.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 3

    I wonder if the BTS and TikTok kids can help LGBTs with this. What if gay guys took pictures of themselves making out with each other or doing very gay things, then tagged themselves with #ProudBoys. I bet it would mess them up real bad. #ReclaimingMyShine

    — George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) October 1, 2020
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Thoughts and prayers, y'all.

  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    I don’t know which narrative about Fuckface to believe. He’s either responding well to treatment or his vitals over the last 24 hours is concerning.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 3
    Three Republican senators have tested positive. That SCOTUS nomination event last weekend was a GOP superspreader event.

    I read somewhere that one more positive senator is required, and the democrats can deny a quorum for a few weeks.

    I may literally piss myself with laughter if these motherfuckers' haste to confirm that religious kook leads to their inability to do so!

    They're also almost all rich, frail old men. Who knows, maybe there will be a couple vacant Senate seats by election day, eh?
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    Chris Christie has tested positive.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Anybody in touch with Kevin McGonigal? He made a FB post that was either a joke I did not get (most likely) or something alarming.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    Or is anyone in touch with his brother, Mike? Looking at his other recent posts, I am concerned.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 4
    What did Kevin say? I no longer have a Facebook account.
  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    I am but he must've fallen out of my algorithm.
  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    hunh. No, that doesn't sound good.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
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  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    He said he'll make a good smelling corpse. Signing off.
  • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 5,764
    edited October 4
    Shit. I hope he's ok.
  • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 4,042
    edited October 4
    His brother Mike just commented and he sounded more like he was sending PMAs than alarmed. So hopefully, Kevin was just feeling low instead of... signing off.
  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    I'm gonna ask this on FB but I'll ask you guys first. I want to sell prints of that painting I've been working on. What should I charge? Also, should I do everything myself or go with an online company that will basically do everything for me (and split the profit). I'm not a big fan of doing mail-outs but I can write off expenses on my taxes. But letting someone else do the heavy lifting for me sounds nice. I just upload my art then sit back and wait for money to start coming in.
  • moetownmoetown Posts: 2,305
    You may have to split the profit, but it sounds like a much easier and more efficient way to market your work.
  • TrippTripp Posts: 603
    Right? They probably have a storefront that could reach more people than I could.
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