You see, as a Montrealer, I am obligated to inform you that Toronto sucks. And, also, too, by extension, visiting the city of Toronto instead of Montreal, which happens to be infinitely superior to Toronto, is rather, how shall I put it... Well, it's rather lame!
This is a totally objective view that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I happen to live in Montreal (which, as I told you, is superior to Toronto) and would like to meet you guys one day, eventually, in the future.
Back when I was a wee lad, before I became a loyal subject of the Queen of England, I went to the US on a Portuguese passport. We always had to get visas, and the border cops on both sides always assumed that my family was trying to do something illegal. It was a pain in the ass.
Last time we came in, we had borrowed a van from a band we were friends with. they said they had detected coke (cant remember if it was a swab or a dog). they then proceeded to empty the entire contents of the van for the next hour.
thank god we shipped all of our merch in advance. apparently you can get fucked on taxes if they find you're bringing in sellable items.
Went to get a Covid booster and a flu shot. Since I was already there I decided to say fuck it and got my Parvo, distemper, and rabies shots as well. So I’m good to go for the next year or so.
My main group was on strike for 6 weeks. The strike is over, but I've been told that, strike or no strike, the term will be over by mid December. We're six weeks behind, and I have three weeks left.
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Huzzah!
We are going to Canada, again, but as with the last time, just to Toronto where the cousins live.
You see, as a Montrealer, I am obligated to inform you that Toronto sucks. And, also, too, by extension, visiting the city of Toronto instead of Montreal, which happens to be infinitely superior to Toronto, is rather, how shall I put it... Well, it's rather lame!
This is a totally objective view that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I happen to live in Montreal (which, as I told you, is superior to Toronto) and would like to meet you guys one day, eventually, in the future.
I say it like it is. Word.
thank god we shipped all of our merch in advance. apparently you can get fucked on taxes if they find you're bringing in sellable items.
We were white cic hetero males
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But rock and roll meant we still got jailed
D Cm Am D
FUCK TORONTO!
D Cm Am D
FUCK TORONTO!
\m/ >:P \m/
Ed Sheeran. ED! SHEE! RAN!
ASSTEROID!
Just got my booster and flu. Shingles will be my next poke.
My main group was on strike for 6 weeks. The strike is over, but I've been told that, strike or no strike, the term will be over by mid December. We're six weeks behind, and I have three weeks left.
This fucking sucks!