I would like to see a rapper do a cover/reworking of Gil Scott Heron's "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" as "The Revolution Will Be Streamed Live."
What a horrific commentary about our times that Ellen should even have to explain herself for hanging with President Bush! I mean, he's such a charming decent man, not at all responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands, maybe millions!
How dare the twitter rabble suggest that playing nice with the man that is allegedly responsible for so much death might in any way be a bad thing?
There are two different theories (not necessarily compatible ones) I am coming around on. The one is that Trump almost certainly is a heavy abuser of drugs and that is the source of his increasingly erratic nature.
That famous taco bowl pic? There's an open drawer in the shot FULL of UK Sudafed, which is mostly pseudoephedrine and is often abused, with known side effects of paranoia, aggression, dilated pupils, and sniffling.
The other theory I like lately is that the reason Trump's policies have gotten even more nakedly in line with Putin's wishes is that Putin sees Trump as an asset who is outliving his usefulness and likely to be removed from office or lose re-election. He's getting what he can out of him before he burns out.
Both the former US ambassador to Ukraine and the US ambassador to the EU are going to testify before the House, defying president Mushmelon's orders. Plus, a federal appeals court has upheld House Democrats’ subpoena to obtain eight years of Trump’s financial records from his accounting firm.
I went to my niece’s Brat Mitzvah. She did a great job. I inconspicuously split the scene after. Couldn’t stomach the thought of shaking hands and making small talk with a bunch of strangers, or seeing people I used to know when I was a teenage Jew.
There are a lot of terrific things about this story. One of the first countries to go neo-fascist/white supremacist is about about to flip back the other way.
But the thing I want you to know about this today is that the new mayor of Budapest's name, Gergely Karácsony literally translates to "Greg Christmas."
So while I was still numbed up I noticed there was some gunk on my teeth that I presumed was leftover putty (they use to get an impression). So I spent a good amount of time grinding my teeth back and for to try to get it loose. It was pretty stubborn.
As the drugs wore off, I discovered that I'd been CHEWING A FUCKING HOLE IN THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEK FOR AN HOUR OR SO.
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Random thought, but still.
How dare the twitter rabble suggest that playing nice with the man that is allegedly responsible for so much death might in any way be a bad thing?
Turkish president threatens to send 3.6m refugees to Europe
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan warns he will ‘open the gates’ if Syria assault is called an ‘occupation’
That famous taco bowl pic? There's an open drawer in the shot FULL of UK Sudafed, which is mostly pseudoephedrine and is often abused, with known side effects of paranoia, aggression, dilated pupils, and sniffling.
The other theory I like lately is that the reason Trump's policies have gotten even more nakedly in line with Putin's wishes is that Putin sees Trump as an asset who is outliving his usefulness and likely to be removed from office or lose re-election. He's getting what he can out of him before he burns out.
There are a lot of terrific things about this story. One of the first countries to go neo-fascist/white supremacist is about about to flip back the other way.
But the thing I want you to know about this today is that the new mayor of Budapest's name, Gergely Karácsony literally translates to "Greg Christmas."
As the drugs wore off, I discovered that I'd been CHEWING A FUCKING HOLE IN THE INSIDE OF MY CHEEK FOR AN HOUR OR SO.
Talk about "oh no."