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    I can't bring myself to just go face Ganondorf and end things

    Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
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    Happy Monday!
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    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      How was everyone's weekend? I saw Doctor Sleep, which was good but not great. That might be ideal because people who were hoping to enjoy it won't be disappointed and people who have been waiting to dunk on this movie since before the book hit stores will find enough to hang their I told you so's on

      So everyone is happy!
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      I had to google that. I had no idea there was a sequel to Shining.

      I've been telling people to go see Parasite, but it's an uphill battle.

      - "Oh, no, I don't like horror movies".

      - It's a social satire.

      -"Is it? I thought it was a horror movie, you know, on account of the title"

      - Nope. Social satire.

      -"Is it violent?"

      -Well, a bit.

      -"Oh, I don't like violence".

      - But you loved Game of Thrones, and this is way less violent than that!

      - "Yeah, but I dunno, it's not my cup of tea."

      - It's the subtitles, isn't it?

    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      Parasite is the best film of the year.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      It's the best film I've seen this year.

    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      - "You know which movie I really want to see?"

      - What?

      - "The one made by Quentin Tarantino, what's it called already?"



      8-|
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      Just changed strings on my Strat and my Guild acoustic. One of my cats loves playing with loose strings, but not any string, no siree. They have to be brand new. Old strings are too smelly, I reckon.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      Yesterday, while talking to wifey, I realized that we've been together longer than my parents. I went "holy shit"!

      My parents were together for 20 years and then they divorced. But, in my head, that was, like, a really fucking long time, man! They were together forever! But nope. Funny how we perceive time, eh?
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      Here's to sticking it out, Dan and Mrs. Dan.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      This made me guffaw: THIS ONE DETAIL ABOUT ‘WATCHMEN’ IS DRIVING ME NUTS

      Jeff, since you're a fan of the show, I thought you would like to read it too.
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      The thing that is driving me nuts is actually the idea of Vietnam as a single state with 95 million residents and only two senators.
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      Parasite was the best movie of the year until Star Wars.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      The thing that is driving me nuts is actually the idea of Vietnam as a single state with 95 million residents and only two senators.
      California has about 40 million residents. Wyoming has about half a million.
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER GENUINELY NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUID PRO QUO IS HOW ONE PROVES BRIBERY?!?!?!

      I swear to god I feel like I'm losing my goddamned mind.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      The Trump impeachment hearings are B-O-R-I-N-G!

      It needs more blowjobs, am I right?
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      DOES THIS MOTHERFUCKER GENUINELY NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUID PRO QUO IS HOW ONE PROVES BRIBERY?!?!?!
      You know, it is fortunate that president Shit-fer-brains is such a fucking idiot. Imagine if he knew what he was doing?
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      Actually talking about one of the representatives questioning at today's hearings.

      But I suppose to protect an imbecile, one must become an imbecile.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      Maybe he was really an imbecile all along!
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      He's having a perfectly normal week. Just one of those perfectly normal weeks where your staff abruptly cancels your entire schedule and rushes your obese 73 year old ass to a doctor for four hours of perfectly normal unplanned tests. And then a perfectly normal day after where they announce that your schedule for the day has a single item (lunch with the man who would succeed you if anything happened to you) and nothing else.

      All just very much perfectly normal.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      With these clowns, abnormal has become the new normal.
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      He even had to have the official White House twitter account do his real-time witness intimidation for him.

      That must've been disappointing for him.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      Yeah, I mean, if motherfucker had to delegate his favourite part of the job, that means he must be really ailing.

      Here's hoping he croaks soon.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2019
      So, basically, my wanting Trump to be killed dead made Crappity join the choir invisible? Go figure!
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      Oh no, we were all quietly nodding.
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      Lost it, but I saw a great tweet. Something like:

      Nunes: I am so sorry that you will be forced to endure having your character viciously attacked in this hearing--

      Sondland: Trump did a crime.

      Nunes: --by me.
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      What it's like to work at A Tried and True company.
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      760 x 914 - 360K
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      Uh?!
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      .... in triplicate.
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      Awwwwww yah! I won a $200 dinner at this amazing italian joint in our office holiday raffle.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      Huzzah! What are you going to order?
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