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    I haven’t looked twice at anybody in quite a while.

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    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      Honestly, I was hoping for a more sophisticated rhyme scheme. I was more focused on the border cops than how much Toronto sucks.
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      I don’t have any border guard stories. That’s probably a good thing.
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284

      Honestly, I was hoping for a more sophisticated rhyme scheme. I was more focused on the border cops than how much Toronto sucks.
      Maybe also a little focused on the guys who lent out their van.
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      I also have an idea for a song about a band that gets ahold of some really bad Tex-Mex food. The working title is Band with the Runs.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      It comes out in a jet, right?
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      So, basically, a few people cared that the World Cup was given to Qatar through bribery. A few more, not many, were upset about the thousands who died to build the stadiums. And there were some complaints about the misogyny, homophobia and general unpleasantness of Qatar's government. Unfortunate, but whatcha gonna do, right?

      But no beer in the stadiums?! Well, that's the straw that broke the camels back!
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      "Unarmed queers in a gay bar in Colorado Springs were able to do what hundreds of armed men couldn't do in Uvalde."
      Dan Savage
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      edited November 2022
      It's so wild Republicans keep pushing the idea that the people with guns will save us from the other people with guns. The defining trait of people from that party is positively not giving a shit about or being willing to do a single thing for anyone other than themselves.
    • Jurf_WurburJurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,506
      But anywho.
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      I'm just mad because S____ and I fucking love the World Cup and they are making it very very hard to enjoy.

      I'm trying not to watch any matches, but I have a feeling S___ will crack once her beloved Germany gets going.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      I feel your pain. I'm not watching either, but it would be easier if Portugal wasn't in it.

      I hope they get eliminated quickly.

      My gawd, what am I saying!? ( Horrified )
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      It's so wild Republicans keep pushing the idea that the people with guns will save us from the other people with guns. The defining trait of people from that party is positively not giving a shit about or being willing to do a single thing for anyone other than themselves.

      "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."

      John Kenneth Galbraith
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      Did you guys get how my "jet" joke relates to Ev's "Band with the runs" joke?
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      'Cause, you know, I thought it was quite clever, and I just want make sure...
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      Clever, as far as scatological jokes go...
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      But, you know, maybe a bit obvious, but not too bad in general...
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      So, did you get it?
    • captqitncaptqitn Posts: 3,631
      Joke suicide.

      Nice.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      Yeah, but did you get it?
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      Got jabbed in both arms yesterday. Now I can’t comfortably flap my wings.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      The anti-vax people are right! Ev was turned into a kakapo by the vaccines!

    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      edited November 2022
      That kakapo has a lot more energy than I do. Those injections seem to have knocked me on my ass. I slept off and on for most of the day. The only reason I got up was to feed my roomie’s dogs.
      Do you guys like the band, Alvvays, at all? I’ve been digging them for a while. A few songs from their new album have started to grow on me. I listened to their second album a quite a bit for a while.

    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      I like them. Not everything, but I do own a couple of their records. I haven't listened to their latest record yet.

      Many of their songs take me back to the jangly British bands I used to love to when I was a kid.

      This is probably my favorite song of theirs:

    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      R.I.P. Wilko Johnson
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      Aw fuck!

      He was seriously ill for a long time. Pancreatic cancer. It's surprising that he lasted so long.

      I'm sad to learn of his death. I loved the guy, and I'm a fan of his old band. The Feelgoods were a huge influence on British punk.
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      Too many people I like are dying all the damn time.
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      That’s what happens when the people you like are old and lived a party life.
    • moetownmoetown Posts: 3,284
      YouTube isn’t playing videos on my iPhone since I did the latest update. Can’t figure out why. I’ve done searches trying to find out what the problem is, but can’t find any mention of the problem. You guys have any ideas?

      Oh yeah, happy Whatever Day!
    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      Earthrise!

    • LefunesteLefuneste Posts: 8,015
      edited November 2022
      Earthset!

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