Amateur Explosive Devices Made In Small Artisanal Batches (Non-GMO/Organic)

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• matthew Posts: 421

  March 2017

  
  
  
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Woohoo! A small vacation! Thank you, bomb threat!
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Meanwhile, in a Quebec city hospital...
  
  After being inundated with calls and receiving a "serious threat" about its decision to remove a crucifix from its entranceway, a Quebec City hospital says the crucifix will return later today.
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  Soooo.... How you doing, Matt?
• matthew Posts: 421

  March 2017

  Distracted. I need to get back to work.
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  But you're on vacation! Don't let a good bomb threat go to waste, damn it!
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  How is the degree coming along, Matthew?
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  Apparently, some pundits said that Il Douche looked presidential when he praised a dead Navy Seal in his speech last night. I'm like nooooo, you cretins, you're gonna make him think that he only looks presidential when he gets soldiers killed! He's that stupid! Don't encourage him!
• matthew Posts: 421

  March 2017

  And then there is this
  
• matthew Posts: 421

  March 2017

  Also, if it makes y'all feel better, we have our own (more hilarious) form of the same:
  
  
  
  (No, not a parody. She is actually running for the Conservative leadership)
• matthew Posts: 421

  March 2017

  I've started watching this thing like 15 times now and I have yet to make it past the 1:20 mark because I can't stop laughing at the glances at the teleprompters, the weird pauses, the strange blocking, the jarring cuts, the discomfort on her face, the bizarre delivery, the awkward pacing, her repeatedly sitting down and standing up....
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  I've read about her in my newspaper. She wants to screen visitors, refugees and immigrants for "Canadian values", right? Well, I think she doesn't go far enough. I propose we should screen every single Canadian for "Canadian values". No double standards!
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Uh....
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  What are these "Canadian values" again?
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  Anyway, for our american friends: Stephen Harper resigned the leadership of the Conservative party after being defeated by Trudeau jr. in the 2015 election. The conservatives are electing a new leader soon, and the three most popular candidates to succeed Harper are Kevin O'Leary, a business man and reality TV star (reminds you of someone?), who has somehow managed to live in Montreal for a large part of his life without learning any french, that Kelly Leitch idiot shown above and... Maxime Bernier, the dumbest motherfucker in parliament.
  
  A TV personality, a xenophobe and a libertarian, respectively. These three make Stephen Harper look like a genius. Conservatism is truly morally and intellectually bankrupt.
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  I cannot believe Trump has lowered the bar so successfully that he can get praised for saluting the wife of a dead Navy SEAL who got killed in a botched operation he approved, against military recommendations, and then didn't even bother to show up in the situation room to watch.
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  I cannot believe Trump has lowered the bar so successfully that he can get praised for saluting the wife of a dead Navy SEAL who got killed in a botched operation he approved, against military recommendations, and then didn't even bother to show up in the situation room to watch.

  Look on the bright side: it proves that anyone can be president of the US.
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Of course, being a billionaire TV personality helps.
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  Today's name of the day: John Cauliflower IV.
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Calais mayor bans distribution of food to migrants
  
  
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  If Flynn/Manafort/Sessions have Russian connections
  Trump does too.
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  ‘Tiny Trump’ is What the World Needs Right Now
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  It's all happening!
  
  http://www.avclub.com/article/david-simon-brings-double-francos-our-first-look-h-251378
• Lefuneste Posts: 8,009

  March 2017

  SXSW may refer international artists to immigration for playing unofficial shows
  
  
• captqitn Posts: 3,629

  March 2017

  A TV personality, a xenophobe and a libertarian walk into a bar.
• captqitn Posts: 3,629

  March 2017

  It's all happening!
  
  http://www.avclub.com/article/david-simon-brings-double-francos-our-first-look-h-251378

  Aw snap! They can't take it back now!
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  A TV personality, a xenophobe and a libertarian walk into a bar.

  "What'll it be, Mr. President?"
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  Are you going to ask the thing, cap? It's time to ask the thing.
• Jurf_Wurbur Posts: 5,490

  March 2017

  Feeling kinda off-color today. Seriously considered changing my username to "Your Mom's Balls" for a sec there.
  
  Maybe I'll think a little harder for something better.
• captqitn Posts: 3,629

  March 2017

  (tapping mic) WHAT IS EVERYONE PLANNING TO DO WHILE IT'S THE WEEKEND?!?!?!