Apparently, some pundits said that Il Douche looked presidential when he praised a dead Navy Seal in his speech last night. I'm like nooooo, you cretins, you're gonna make him think that he only looks presidential when he gets soldiers killed! He's that stupid! Don't encourage him!
I've started watching this thing like 15 times now and I have yet to make it past the 1:20 mark because I can't stop laughing at the glances at the teleprompters, the weird pauses, the strange blocking, the jarring cuts, the discomfort on her face, the bizarre delivery, the awkward pacing, her repeatedly sitting down and standing up....
I've read about her in my newspaper. She wants to screen visitors, refugees and immigrants for "Canadian values", right? Well, I think she doesn't go far enough. I propose we should screen every single Canadian for "Canadian values". No double standards!
Anyway, for our american friends: Stephen Harper resigned the leadership of the Conservative party after being defeated by Trudeau jr. in the 2015 election. The conservatives are electing a new leader soon, and the three most popular candidates to succeed Harper are Kevin O'Leary, a business man and reality TV star (reminds you of someone?), who has somehow managed to live in Montreal for a large part of his life without learning any french, that Kelly Leitch idiot shown above and... Maxime Bernier, the dumbest motherfucker in parliament.
A TV personality, a xenophobe and a libertarian, respectively. These three make Stephen Harper look like a genius. Conservatism is truly morally and intellectually bankrupt.
I cannot believe Trump has lowered the bar so successfully that he can get praised for saluting the wife of a dead Navy SEAL who got killed in a botched operation he approved, against military recommendations, and then didn't even bother to show up in the situation room to watch.
I cannot believe Trump has lowered the bar so successfully that he can get praised for saluting the wife of a dead Navy SEAL who got killed in a botched operation he approved, against military recommendations, and then didn't even bother to show up in the situation room to watch.
Look on the bright side: it proves that anyone can be president of the US.
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After being inundated with calls and receiving a "serious threat" about its decision to remove a crucifix from its entranceway, a Quebec City hospital says the crucifix will return later today.
(No, not a parody. She is actually running for the Conservative leadership)
What are these "Canadian values" again?
A TV personality, a xenophobe and a libertarian, respectively. These three make Stephen Harper look like a genius. Conservatism is truly morally and intellectually bankrupt.
http://www.avclub.com/article/david-simon-brings-double-francos-our-first-look-h-251378
Maybe I'll think a little harder for something better.