Heathen chick just messaged me saying she enjoyed the phone call and is looking forward to the next. Should I just tell her now that it's not going to happen? Like "You're a great person, but I just don't think I'm ready for the dating scene yet. Good luck finding a well-endowed kinky guy somewhere down the road."
I honestly don't know what to tell her, but I really don't want to talk to her again. I guess since she's messaging me, the best thing would be to be honest. "I'm hung like a horsefly."
That's pretty much what I did. Then she sent me a message saying she wanted to talk again or go out as friends sometime. I don't think I'm going to respond. I didn't realize how not ready to date I was until I talked to this person. I guess I should give myself some credit for at least trying.
An important thing to remember though is that women aren't like men. If she says, "Cool. We can just be friends," there's a 75% chance she means it. And you could do worse at this stage in your life than an atheist hick friend who thinks you're cool. So if you really did have an okay time talking to her, consider hanging out. As long as you're comfortable sniffing it out and cutting that shit off if she thinks she's going to change your mind about dating.
Simon's godfather (my late cousin's husband) is taking us all to see the classical mandolinist Avi Avital perform at the Chicago Symphony this weekend. Looks like fun:
Doug Ford (Rob Ford's brother, remember him?) is going to be the next prime minister of the province of Ontario, the largest and richest province of Canada.
Stupidity is, unfortunately, a highly contagious condition.
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Although... I think the Dalek should have said "Meditate! Meditate!"
Billionaires always have such novel and interesting ideas, eh?
A brief explanation of rich asshole politics: "debt is bad and you have to suffer."
I could smell that he was an asshole, but good to have some facts behind it.
Trump reportedly asks Trudeau during testy call on tariffs, 'Didn't you guys burn down the White House?'
Stupidity is, unfortunately, a highly contagious condition.